Last week, part of celebrating the fifth birthday of my Mooch included a trip to the pediatrician.
Dr. Land: What is your favorite thing to play?
Mooch: Video games.
Dr. Land: What is your favorite food?
Dr. Land: Do you wear your seat belt every time you are in the car?
Mooch: Yup. But sometimes I just have to remind my mom.
Oh shit. Kid chucked Mama under the bus.